Super Paper Mario/Funny

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  • The dating sim parody between Peach and Francis the nerdy chameleon, which he uses to ask Peach to marry him. The possible responses range from accepting to considering; one is "How much money do you make?" Peach snaps at the player no matter which choice is picked.
  • Many of Dimentio's lines, mainly because of how absurd they are.
    • "Now we must duel! Like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!"
    • "And so I strike! Like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!"
    • "Ah! Once again we meet, like two angry, burly dinosaurs with terrible indigestion!"
    • "Now you and this robotic guardian can spend some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks... on you! For you... ARE the snack!"
    • And, of course, his first shown interaction with Mimi...

Dimentio: Hm...and here I thought Mimi's ideal world was a gem-filled pool with hunky lifeguards...
Mimi: (transforms into Bowser) WHAT! Dimentio! Have you been reading my diary? ...uh...I mean...

  • Fracktail, both before and after Dimentio fried his harddrive, had some funny lines. He even screams, "I AM ERROR!" at one point. Though, his system error meltdown and some of the emergency protocols his harddrive forces on him really say some stuff about his creators.
    • "Level 5 mustache detected!"
    • "SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG."
    • "You lost everything. Way to go, genius."
    • "404 computer hamsters not found."
    • "THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP!"
    • When he's searching his databanks for Mario's identification, his eye becomes the Wii Shop Channel loading screen, and he makes the same sound.
    • CTRL ALT DEL
  • Merlee and Mimi's catfight was surprisingly hilarious as well, including this wonderful line:

Merlee (or maybe Mimi): Oh, please, you make me gag.
I am hot, no need to brag.
And you...well, you’re a hag!

  • Bowser in the beginning cutscene.

Bowser: How many times do I have to tell those idiots? If you're the last one in, LOCK THE GATE!

  • When the Cragnon chief is explaining that the Floro Sapiens have been making off with his people, he gives us this: "Now rescue team of Cragnons need to BE rescued!"
    • "Nerd Cragnons name them Floro Sapiens."
    • A minor one can come in just how King Croacus looks. This troper remembers bursting out laughing the first time she saw him.
  • In reference to the sleeping at the top of the page, Merlumina is the only one to ever realize that Mario fell asleep.

Merlumina: And... You're sleeping again!?

  • Flint Cragley. Everything about him. CRAGLEY HO!
    • Also the fact that, of all things, you have to rescue his camera crew for him.
  • The Catch Card description for the Dark Megabite: "This thing wants to end you. That's all."
    • A lot of Catch Cards, actually; Schlorp: "It's a vacuum cleaner! It's a worm! It's both! Don't feed it bombs, or you'll ruin its appetite. Forever."
    • "This Dark Ninjoe creeps around a certain secret pit. They move at the speed of DEADLY."
  • A minor one but it shows a lot. After Mimi insults Peach for not being a fighter (stating that she has two 'boyfriends' to protect her), Peach stands her ground and tells Mario and Luigi to let her fight alone. After she screams if they understood, they don't object. They just stare each other say 'sure' and WALK BACKWARDS away from the Princess.
  • In Chapter 5, the Floro Sapiens capture some Cragnons and go down a pipe.

Tippi: "Disappeared through a pipe, did they?"
Bowser: "What am I, blind? Shut up."

    • Its interlude is golden. Nastasia punishes O'Chunks by forcing him to sing an song in Count Bleck's favor 1,000 TIMES! GOLD!
  • A lot of Luigi's lines are funny.

Luigi: Oh no! I don't give my name to scoundrels! Just watch as Luigi punishes you for your badness!

Luigi: I'm my bro's bro.

Luigi: The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!

  • No love for Fleep, the flipping Pixl?! To recap, he's been in the bathroom in Chapter 4 for 100 years, waiting for someone to bring him toilet paper. All the while, he sings nonsensical songs in a Spanish accent at the top of his lungs, punctuating each verse with "AMOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
    • The other Pixls can be quite funny too, such as Boomer. To make sure that you and he are compatible, he asks you a series of questions, to each of which you have a choice of two answers...which are both always in the affirmative.
  • If you listen to Garson's story about the Ancients, he says that they spread word of the Pure Hearts and the legendary hero by building civilizations. If you're thinking that way, this can be summed up as them saving the universe by boning kingdoms into existence... Well, read the story he tells for context.
  • After defeating King Croacus, Tippi says quite possibly the most awesomely nonchalant line in the whole game.

"We have defeated your king. Get over it."

  • The Underchomp battle, which is one big Shout-Out to the MOTHER series. The text in the battle in just ridiculous.

"[Character] dodges like a pro"
"Oh no! It's putrid!"
"Now that's hot!"

  • From when you beat Mr. L in his Brobot L-Type:

Mr. L: ""Awwww, WHAT?! No way! My Brobot L-type shoots missiles. MISSILES!

  • Tippi's snarky lines when you keep refusing to wear a space helmet.

So let me get this clear: you want to not breathe?

  • In Dyllis's kitchen: "Here, ve take flavor, und ve SPANK IT!"
  • Near the ending of the game, Peach mentions she, Bowser, Luigi fell through the floor. Bowser landed fine, she landed on Bowser and comments it was a surprisingly soft landing, then she proceeds to mention they found Luigi knocked out.
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