Surrounded by Idiots/Quotes
Dark Helmet: How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow? |
"He's as dumb as a bag of hammers, but he works cheap."
—Dr. Insano about his new evil minion, Chester A. Bum.
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"MORONS! I have MORONS on my payroll!"
—Cobra Commander, G.I. Joe
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"I'm surrounded by defective circuitry..."
—Dr Ivo Robotnik, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
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"Why are evil geniuses always surrounded by fools?"
—Digimon Emperor, Digimon Adventure 02
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"I'm surrounded by idiots."
—Scar, The Lion King
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"Why don't I get any competent henchmen? I offer excellent health benefits, educational opportunities, even a direct share in the enterprise. I even have a Catch Phrase! How does he manage it with just inspirational speeches? Emotional logic is barely any logic at all..."
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"Why must I constantly be surrounded by frickin' idiots?"
—Doctor Evil, Austin Powers
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"Like I said, I'll be famous one day, but for now, I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons."
—Greg Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
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"YOU'RE A STUPID INCOMPETENT! I WANT THAT DOCTOR!"
—Tobias Vaughn, The Invasion
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"Must I be the meat in an imbecile sandwich?"
—Bud Bundy, Married... with Children [1]
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"I am surrounded by traitors, and FOOLS!!"
—Zoran Lazarevic, Uncharted 2
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Anakin: So, what are you up to? |
"If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again."
—#88, Evil Overlord List
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"Note to self: need to hire more henchmen. Good ones this time!"
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"Morons! I'm surrounded by morons!"
—Carface, All Dogs Go to Heaven
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Zeetha: She sounds like an idiot. |
Sador: What's WRONG is that I have an army full of GENETIC MISTAKES! Why can't my minions be sophisticated or intelligent, like... well, like ME? |
"You are all INCOMPETENTS!"
—Osric, Dragonheart: A New Beginning
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"I know it's obvious I'm a genius, but is everyone else this stupid?"
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Hedley: Now Repeat After Me: "I..." |
- ↑ Though if you really think that one through, he's really saying he's the idiot...