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John Egbert/Mario Egbert

The main protagonist, he is often quick to jump into new ideas. During the Mario Intermission, he has to rely on Jade to guide him through the game and explain some of the mechanics (barring the inward jorney arc, where the kids' Gender Flip clones have to guide them all using their programed knowledge).

talks/types using his same quirk from homestuck, but with more outdated slang and swears, bitches!
switched to red text during the mario intermission. but other than that, everything stayed the same.
occasionally (and more often after the mario intermission) he starts talking like jade in runon sentences and with over punctuation!!!! and smilies!! :D

• I Hate Past Me: Early into Intermission Act Three, Jane starts a memo where, among others, John and both—at the time—of his copies join in. Later on, his future self shortly after the Mario session ends joins in and then proceeds to outright troll his past self and both of their counterparts until Jade (from the same point in the future) comes in and bans him.
• Madness Mantra: "aw hell naw" when he sees his female self for real.
• Ship Tease: He's teased with everyone.

Jade Harley/Luigi Harley

[[color:#4ac925:talks/types using her same qurik from homestuck but uses more slang and swears like john!!!
only a LOT more swears than john!!!!! >:D
sometimes uses the word "coitus"]]
switched to lime green text during the mario intermission (but thats not that much different from her old color!)
for the second half of intermission act one and early into intermission act two she talked in a darker green because yoshi was the one who got the light green color...
but they switched colors early into ia2
after the mario intermission, she starts to use commas and periods once in a while. and overall types like john sometimes.

• The Ace: In the Mario game. She's able to burn through the first six worlds in a matter of only minuites, which while the levels themselfs are pretty easy, it's still an impressive feat.
• Double Standard: In-universe. She, at one point, makes the claim that she can get away with some of the comments she makes due to being a girl. She makes a few tests about this with Jude. With the author of this being GPF, needless to say Jade's theories weren't entirly correct.
• Flanderization: Her pervertedness (which was not a thing in Homestuck) was magnified a bit during early Intermission Act 3. Contrast to IA2, where a misunderstanding results in her posting a large "O_O" emotcon. This has since been undone, getting lampshaded a bit too.

Kids -- Alter Egos

FIRE John Egbert/FIRE Mario Egbert

Originally started as a copy of John created from a misunderstanding regarding extra lifes. Shortly after his creation, he ate a fire flower, making it easy to tell him apart with the normal John.

It turns out that his newly gained fire powers really made him feel more strong. He becomes a more confident character than the original John, all the while trying his best not to lose his fire powers.

{{[color|white:talks/types with john's quirk. he starts out with bracketed white text, to match the color of his new shirt,}}]
but then he switches to a bright orange after rip asks him do to so.
after the mario intermission, he keeps this style but uses more FIRE puns and capitalizes the word FIRE.
acts more imposing in general.
but still has a soft side! kind of...

• Glass Cannon: He can only take three hits before losing his FIRE powers. That is, until he fuses a Fire Flower's powder with his DNA, giving him near-permanent fire powers.
• Playing with Fire: Obviously.

Inward Jorney Selfs

Universal tropes

• Deconstruction: Of Problem Sleuth's Spirit Quest and subsequent events surrounding HD and NB. Played for laughs, though.
• Exposition Fairy: In regards to the inward jorney. They have pre-added knowledge of the layouts of the rooms as well as the basement, two side openings, and the back hallway. Jean acts as this arguably moreso than the rest, even expositing with John in a similar manner than Nannasprite did with him in Homestuck.
• Gender Flip: Well, more like sex flip.
• Mind Screw: Their lock rooms being locked from within behind their original self's rooms is supposed to represent... something. Whether it's each of them imagining themselfs in the opposite sex or getting into a relationship with them isn't really clear. But this gets weirder when you take into consideration the hallways connecting all four sets of rooms, behind even the counterparts' rooms. Pikmin Fan himself has not decided what this means.
• Running Gag: Each of their introductions have a page where the caption consists entirly of "Your name is X," with the next page showing the person frowning with "You are sad because..." being what's at the beginning of the caption.
• Screw Yourself: Averted. John and Jake both have issues with their counterparts (they begin kicking them in the groin as soon as they see them), although that was due to dreams involving them prior to the jorney. Jade and Jude, Jade's counterpart, argue about certain double standards. Jane is the only one who immediatley gets along with her counterpart.
• Wholesome Crossdresser: They dress exactly like their original selfs, given that unlike the Problem Sleuth counterparts, they have all the memories of the kids' lives given to them once they were made, so to some extent they were them. It's complicated.

Jean Egbert/Maria Egbert

John's counterpart created in the inward jorney and the first copy to be made. (Even though John and her entered their inward jorney rooms at nearly the same time, Jade refused to drink her quest gatorade due to not liking the drink. So her counterpart was not made until John forced her to drink.) Due to a certain dream prior to John's inward jorney, they don't start off getting along.

types with john's quirk, because, you know, they were the same person for almost thirteen years.
switched to light red text during the mario intermission.

• Chekhovs Gunwoman: Appears briefly during John's dream late into Intermission Act Two. Except it isn't really her.
• Groin Attack: Rare example of a female victim to one.

Jude Harley/Lugia Harley

[[color:#00c94a:talks/types with jades quirk only with a little more depression
does not talk/type like john as often.]]
[[color:#00c080:switched to jade text during the mario intermission
(fun fact: it was going to be teal at first)]]

• Stealth Pun: His text/speech color, both before and after the Mario Intermission. It's more jade colored than Jade's color.

Trolls -- Evil Twins

Sollux Captor

• Locked Out of the Loop: For a huge part of Intermission Act Three, he is the only non-clone troll who does not enter World 8-4.

Elitaa Sinois

Hi agaN Jesus blooD

An equal-bloodrights activist who constantly pesters Karkat and accuses his mutation of taking the slot in Troll Town that should be her's. Her STRIFE SPECIBUS is set to PESTICIDEKIND. Her trolltag is chartreuseGenes.

[[color:#658200:Types by capitalising the first letter in a sentence or after a commA And also caps where a period or comma would bE
dOES THE SAME THINg bUT WITH INVERSE CAPs fOR SHOUTINg
Also sometimes capitalizes the last three letters as an ellePSE]]

• Determinator: It's how she got on the yellow ship, after all.
• Expy: She seems to resemble a combination of John and Jade, in both appearance and intrests. This has yet to be explained.
• Jerkass: Mildly. Especially to Karkat.
• Playing with Fire: Her lowblood phychic powers involve pyrokineses.
• Remember the New Guy?: Hey, remember her? Karkat's kismesis? Even though she doesn't exist in Homestuck? Yeah.
• Take That: Her base character is losley based off of Lisa Simpson's feminist tendencies. And given how her extreme anti-mutaint belifes aren't mostly played in a positive light...

Nepeta Leigon (And Clones)

.3 < *rust ac types in a mell0w way alternating "Os" and "0s" because she's half ghost. (but by ch0ise!)*
:1 < *BRONZE AC TYPES 1N CAPS AND REPLACES "I" W1TH "1."*
:22 < *gold ac type2 by replacing "s" with "2."*
:6 < *Lime AC types with proper grammar.*
:33 < *olive ac (the original one) types with her quirk from homestuck*
:3= < *Jade AC types using proper caps but still no punctuation*
||7 < *t34l 4c us3s th3 num3r4ls of th3 bl1nd proph3ts*
::::8 < *co8alt ac types 8y replacing "B" with "8."
:% < *indigo ac replaces "X" with "%" and often starts RANDOMLY CAPITALIZING when feeling not so cool*
B) < *purple ac uses this wierd "mellow" smilie and types like olive nepeta BUT SOMETIMES LOSES HER SHIT AND CAPS IT ALL UP*
:V *Violet ac capitalizes "V" and "W" and is generally angry at efurry thing*
:I *fuschIa ac capItalIzes "I" and has a bad halIbut of gettIng VERY PISSED OFF but always calms herself down so Its better!*
her anon/mutaint clone does not roleplay or begin typing with a smiley

Kanaya Maryam

• Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner: "Its On Bitch"
• Totally Radical: After much character reworking, she is the only character outside of John and Jade who uses slang that doesn't use it in canon, and that's only occasional.

Terezi Pyrope

• Poor Communication Kills: In the Shipping Intermission, this is sort of what starts off her killing spree.

Vriska Serket

Early on in the story, Jade fell on her after falling off the ship, breaking Vriska's legs and making her think about karma. While a simple trip to an inn fixed her (and Tavros's) legs, she still insists on righting every wrong she has done.

Equius Zahhak

• Big "What?": In the Shipping Intermission, after finding out Aradia is dead.

Fox Crew -- Main Four

Hank Hill

• Only Sane Man: Compared to the other members. Although compared to everyone else in the series...
  • Not So Above It All.

Millennium

Jan Valtentine (2)

• Foregone Conclusion: In Kanaya's recap, it's certain that he and Waterwraith will die because an earlier page mentioned both of them being killed. And said page also showed Jan's decapitated head.
• Troll: Like in Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals, he prooves as a major annoyance to the Millennium's enemies. Not only is he given a broken power he doesn't have in canon, but then there's how he undoes all the damange done by Cleveland, Peter, and Stan by reviving everyone they killed.

JV: (singing as he tosses the corpses into a field of 1-ups): i am an asshole, i am an asshole, I AM SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

Doctor (7)

• We Hardly Knew Ye: He gets stabbed by Hank in the panel right after his introduction.

Rip Van Winkle (8)

John and Jade's patron guide in regards to the Millennium's forces, she mostly advices them not to fight them.

[[color:#00a1ff:Communicates in proper spelling and grammar. Uses these stupid vampire fanged smilies a lot. =(:
Does not normally use a number gimmick like the rest of the Millennium, unless something catches her off guard!!!!!!!!]]

• Odd One Out: She is one of two who does not have a mugshot on Hank's hit list (although this is later explained to be caused by her always sniping the cameramen), and she is the only one who's color isn't a part of the billiards theme (later explained to be because of Quimby having the "DNA" of Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures in him), the only one who's icon isn't billiards related, and more importantly, the only one in the Millennium who types without typoes.

Hydra (12)

A three headed dragon being, each head has powers that could either apply to the entire dragon (IE water breathing) or just to that head (mainly firing projectiles)

Death Mecha (14)

• The Brute: By far the biggest member of the Millennium... not counting Quimby's size alteration powers.

Darkhorse (15)

Very little is known about this skeleton/horse hybrid. He seems to be the only member of the Millennium Hank likes.

{{[color|white:Ωmega Drew Pickles (Cue Ball)}}]

Whereas Rip acts as the guide for John and Jade, Drew acts as the guide to the trolls in regards to most things.

Lord Major Quimby (Cue Stick/Cycle)

The new leader of the Millennium. He is the ectobiological son of Homer Simpson('s data extracted from the combined movie by the Silencer), a cuestick-resembling plant with temporal abilities, a copy of Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures, and Alucard. These give him the powers of, respectivley; scaling himself up or down to massive or tiny sizes, traveling anywhere around space and time, bizzare skills resembling moves and other things from the game, and extreme vampiric abilities that border of Eldritch Abomination levels.

• The Un-Reveal: Double subverted. First, upon the 2x ectobio button press, the scene immediatley switches to Jude before Quimby is really shown. But it is quickly said that this takes place in the past (understandable, given how Jade had drank her Quest Gatorade some timme ago). Once the time LMQ's creation is made, we hear a bit of John and Jean under attack, but before Jude and Jade get there, the perspective changes again to Ωmega Drew Pickles.

Ωmega Drew Pickles: Sorry, but I feel as though you should be properly introduced to all of us before you can see our leader.

But a little after that, he's outright shown.

Revenge Five

Silencer

The self-proclaimed leader of the group. Created by Gamzee after being convinced to do such by Hank Hill, it was originally just supposed to break up the date between John and Nepeta. (As revenge for John and Jade breaking Hank's window.) However, it shortly after came to life with the only thing on its mind being to not just to ruin them but to break the two up -- by any means necessary.

talks by replacing "o" with "0," just like dead aradia.
uses n0 caps, and ellipses 0ften...

The Curse Woman

One of three agents created by the Silencer after the computer data within the combined movie. This one is supposedly invincible, and has some sort of demonic powers. These include replication and phychic manipulation.

Talks normally.

Homer Simpson

The second of three agents brought to creation by the Silencer.

Talks by coloring the letters that are in his name gold. Everything else is in black.

Bank Robber

The last of the three agents, this man resembles Problem Sleuth to the point where Dave battles him over copyright infrindgement. He is an expert criminal and skilled fighter, who's main motivation for joining the Revenge Five is money.

Talks normally.

Other

undyingUmbrage

• Demoted to Extra: Likley. He has only had one conversation thus far, and it was more of a joke than anything.

Spongebob Squarepants

His trolltag is listed as "suckmydick," but the initials are written as his name in all caps.

[[color:gold:TYPES BY CAPITALIZING EVERY LETTER EXCEPT "O," To SHoW HIS FoNDNESS To THE MILLENNIUM.
IN EACH CoNVERSATIoN WITH A KID, HE ALWAYS BEGINS WITH THE SAME oPENING, DIFFERENT FoR EACH KID. ]]

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