Tekken/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Asuka's ending in Tekken 5: She beats Jinpachi and and runs over to Devil Jin, and her touch causes the devil part to recede, causing the player to think this is gonna be a touching scene between the Kazamas. Then Jin (unconscious) falls over, face first, into her chest. Cue the typical anime girl reaction. After a very long, very awkward pause.
  • "Two Fingers!"
  • Lee's ending in 5, with a lot of Fan Disservice from Heihachi.
  • Bob's ending in 6.
  • Panda's ending in 5, in which Kuma gets rejected (again) and Xiaoyu gets a little too curious. Just... here.
  • In Kazuya's ending in the first game he tosses Heihachi off a cliff, like his father did. Turns out Heihachi survived, and sends Kazuya a letter.

You should have found a steeper cliff.

  • Tekken Tag has a mode called Tekken Bowl, where a fighter and his\her partner go bowling. The game uses a power meter, and it's tricky to do but if you get it just over max your fighter will slide down the lane.
    • Also in Tekken Bowl, your character can aim right out of the lane then throw the ball, which results in hitting a spectator. Like the manual says in imitating the fighting moves, both of these moments results in the game helpfully pointing out Don't Try This At Home.
  • Lee's ending in 6. He plays golf, using exploding golf balls, aiming for Heihachi Kazuya and Jin strapped to rockets.
  • Heihachi and Kuma/Panda all share a similar ending in 6. Heicachi takes Jin and Kazuya into high orbit (Heihachi and Kazuya in Kuma/Panda's case), then throws them off of the shuttle. Only for this to bite him in the ass. Heihachi, Kazuya, and Jin (or Kuma/Panda, Heihachi, and Kazuya all wind up descending back to earth like shooting stars. As they blast off like Team Rocket in Pokémon, Ganryu is seen pining for Julia.