Tempting Fate/Live-Action TV
- Mystery Science Theater 3000. Tom Servo's favorite riff. "It can't [blank]! Doodly-doodly-doo! It can [blank]!"
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer is pretty guilty of this, usually in combination with Gilligan Cut. Find me someone in the series who actually hasn't done this, and I'll be impressed. Xander seemed to tend to get the worse of it though.
- Lampshaded in "School Hard", however:
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Xander: As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine. |
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- Also worthy of mention is "Wild at Heart":
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Buffy: (after killing a vampire) That's it? That's all I get? One lame-ass vamp with no appreciation for my painstakingly thought-out puns. I don't think the forces of darkness are even trying. I mean, you could make a little effort here, you know? Give me something to work with. |
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- Lampshaded in "Spiral," too:
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Dawn: ... But there's a bright side. |
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- And again in "Ted", only this time, they don't particularly care:
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Xander: Yeah, with Spike and Drusilla out of the way we've really been riding the mellow and am I like jinxing the hell out of us by saying that? |
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- Even the video game gets in on it.
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Buffy: Maybe now we can start enjoying the evening. |
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- "But I will never kiss you, Spike. Never touch you. Ever! Ever again!" Needless to say Buffy is kissing Spike by the end of the episode and they're having passionate Destructo-Nookie in the episode following. One can't help thinking she was doing it deliberately.
- In the episode "Faith, Hope, and Trick", Kakistos is a very old vampire, and as such, he is stronger and tougher (plus much uglier) than the typical vampire. When Buffy tries to stake him, it doesn't work; he laughs and says, "Seems you need a bigger stake!" Then Faith stakes him from behind with a wooden support beam - seems that was big enough.
- Evidently Joss Whedon likes this trope (among many others). Any time someone in Firefly thinks things are going smooth... they're not. Lampshade Hanging by Genre Savvy characters completely fails to avert the trouble -- or the comments.
- One of the most striking examples is in the movie, when Wash says, after a particularly skillful and heroic bit of flying, "I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I-" And is immediately skewered through the chest.
- The teaser of the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Our Man Bashir" ends with Garak saying "What could possibly go wrong?" while in a Bond-esque holoprogram with Bashir, which is just funny. (And, yes, something does go very wrong. It's the holodeck; what do you expect?)
- In the first episode of Season 5 from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Worf and Gowron have a Bath'leth duel, which is stopped. Gowron comments that Worf missed his chance to slay him and won't get another. Near the very end of the LAST season, Worf and Gowron duel again, and, you guess, Worf slays Gowron.
- In the novelisation of the very first episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Odo remarks to Bashir, that: 1) he doesn't get ill, 2) should he fall ill, Bashir (or any UFP doctor) will never be able to help. Near the end of the show, Odo does get ill, and Bashir is his only hope.
- Star Trek: Enterprise, "The Council": The crew have successfully infiltrated a Sphere and reached its redundant memory core, whereupon Reed says: "It's practically gift-wrapped." Cue shot of Glowing Mecha-Tentacle of Death...
- In Babylon 5:
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Londo: Yes, your ships are very impressive in space, or in the air. But they are on the ground now. |
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- In another episode of Babylon 5, Corwin makes the fatal error of saying that it's a good thing a battle ended when it did because the station couldn't take much more damage. Cue reinforcements for the enemy. Said reinforcements, however, don't make the same mistake when Minbari ships arrive to protect the station and its surviving defenders from further attack.
- In episode 8 of Primeval, a giant worm comes down from the ceiling and latches onto Connor's head immediately after he comments that they are now safe.
- In the Doctor Who Christmas special The Voyage of the Damned, the villain tries to tempt fate by naming the interstellar cruise liner he means to scuttle the Titanic. It doesn't work nearly as well as he'd hoped, mainly thanks to the Doctor.
- Meanwhile, in "The Impossible Planet":
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Ida: We've come this far. There's no turning back. |
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- And perhaps the most blatant and extreme example in "Midnight":
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The Doctor: Stuck in a big space bus with a bunch of strangers on a diamond planet called Midnight? What could possibly go wrong? |
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- From "Dalek", a soldier asks of the titular monster, whom he believes is disabled: "What, are you going to sucker me to death?". The Dalek promptly crushes his skull with its plunger arm.
- Same episode: "I think I know how to fight one single tin robot."
- From "Boom Town": "Cardiff, early twenty-first century, winds coming from the... east. Trust me, safest place in the universe." Then the Doctor finds out there's a Slitheen plotting to blow the place up with a faulty nuclear power plant.
- He does like saying that... from the 2011 Christmas special, "This is one of the safest planets I know; there's never anything dangerous here..." (a loud crash is heard nearby) "There are sentences I should just keep away from."
- Davros proves to not be Genre Savvy in "Journey's End": "Nothing can stop the detonation! Nothing! And No one!
- In the series six finale, we have an example that has greater consequences than normal.
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Dorium: Time catches up with us all, Doctor! |
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- Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World always invokes this trope. He even lampshaded this in the episode where he joined the wrestling team, saying he wouldn't be asked to wrestle this season just so he can prove what he says won't happen, will happen. Next thing you know, he is asked to wrestle in his first match.
- Parodied in The Young Ones. At the end of the first episode an airliner pilot cheerfully remarks, "Gosh, I really hope we don't have a crash."
- And again, in the series 2 finale. Everything goes wrong for the titular characters, lose their house, school, to the degree they steal a bus, go over a cliff, end up up side down. They proclaim "Whew! That was close!" in unison. Cue big explosion.
- Also in the series finale, the Landlord declared that his house was the wackiest house on television.
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Mr Balowski: Why, if it isn't, may God strike me dead! (is promptly vapourised) |
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- Rick was particularly prone to this trope, as his most sarcastic remarks routinely turned out to be accurate. "I suppose you've arranged for a bloody great articulated lorry, loaded with money and food and everything we need, to come smashing through the front windows!" (Points at windows. Crash!)
- In The West Wing episode "Election Night", Toby makes frequent neurotic attempts to prevent the other campaign staff from tempting fate by behaving as if they've won before the results come in:
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Sam: You wrote a concession? |
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- There's also actual Tempting Fate scene, where he interrupts a premature celebration of the (100% certain) confirmation of their Supreme Court nominee, going around the room plucking champagne glasses out of people's hands because
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Toby: In the three months this man has been on my radar screen I have aged forty-eight years. This is MY Day of Jubilee and I will not have it screwed up by WHAT, Bonnie? |
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- In the season one episode "The Short List", Josh is a little too confident about the ease with which the President's (initial) nominee for the Supreme Court will be confirmed, and doesn't so much tempt fate as lasso fate and drag it towards him:
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Josh: [The confirmation process is] gonna sail, Donna. |
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- In Little Mosque on the Prairie, Yasser reassures Amaar that the open house is going on "without an itch". The Chekhov's Gun-ish electric box he has been tasked to fix proceeds to blow up.
- Jeremy Clarkson traditionally introduces new Top Gear Challenges by describing the task, then looking into the camera and saying "How hard can it be?" Hilarity Ensues.
- In recent series they've had Richard Hammond routinely Lampshade this. In the first show in which he returned from his near-fatal crash in the rocket car, Hammond said, "How I've missed the pang of dread whenever you say the words, 'How hard can it be?'" And in recent episodes, Hammond's standard reaction to Clarkson's asking "How hard can it be?" is to shout "Don't say that!" (or similar).
- Speaking of the crash: Later in the episode they showed some of the footage from that day. It starts with Hammond explaining the rocket car with "This ignites the afterburner. And when that happens, I haven't got 5,000 horse powers. I've got 10,000 horse powers. And possibly the biggest accident you've ever seen in your life."
- The only time Hammond tempted fate and got away with it was when he had a race between a Bugatti Veryon and military jet. He lived. His words before the challenge? (paraphrased) : "If I don't stop in time, I die a horrific death and YouTube has a field day."
- Lampshaded in Angel episode "Spin the Bottle" when Lorne produces the Phlebotinum:
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Lorne: A memory spell -- provided by one of my clients -- that is guaranteed to bring our Cordy back to the way she was. |
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- Skip's death. Guns have been largely useless in combating the forces of evil throughout the Buffyverse's entire run, and Skip snarks at Wesley "Do those things ever work?" Wesley sees a spot where Angelus tore off a horn, and puts a shot right in his brain.
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Skip: That's just not right. |
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- Wesley's "I think we're winning!" Next scene, they're tied up.
- Rome: There's a hilarious coda to the episode "Egeria", where the legionaries are shivering on the deck of a galley as it battles through a raging storm.
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Titus Pullo: This is cac, this is! I'm wet through! |
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- Often used on Lost, especially in tandem with the Answer Cut. For example, Juliet is worried that Ben will react badly to her affair with Goodwin. Goodwin replies, "What's Ben gonna do?" Cut to Ben sending Goodwin to his death infiltrating the tail section.
- There is hardly any Married... with Children episode where this trope isn't invoked by at least one character. The episode "Luck of the Bundy's" even establishes that a Bundy must never admit that he is lucky because an equal amount of bad luck is just waiting around the corner for him to be Tempting Fate. The result of that episode? The police "confiscates" all the money Al has been winning at poker so far, he gets arrested for grand theft auto (because all cars he also won were stolen), Bud's college dorm burns down forcing him to return back home, Kelly has a major stunt accident and is uninsured, and Al is getting hit by a lightning strike from the only cloud in miles, which is hovering above his house.
- Frequently lampshaded as well, like when Bud needs to score 10 points in the last frame of a bowling game.
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Jefferson: Whatever you do, don't leave a split. |
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- Lampshaded in Grey's Anatomy:
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George: Do you have anything for us, anything good? |
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- CSI: Miami: When Horatio Caine remarks that you might want to someday own a vehicle with doors (as opposed to your motorcycle), do NOT reply "I have plenty of time for that." Tim Speedle does. Poor Speed.
- Played straight and then instantly lampshaded in Farscape:
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Aeryn: You know we don't have a contingency. |
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- Played straight in Blackadder. Blackadder has been convicted of a crime at his court-marshal and is going to be shot the next morning:
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Blackadder: I wonder if anything in the world could depress me more. |
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- Earlier in the same episode:
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Blackadder: Any impartial judge is bound to let me off. |
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- The Colbert Report has an excellent one when you think about it:
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Stephen Colbert: It's gonna take more than a four-star general to get me to cut! my! hair! |
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- Battlestar Galactica. The Cylons are evacuating New Caprica amid Stuff Blowing Up. They say Baltar can come along too, if he chooses.
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Baltar: (head in his hands) I just want to sit here and die. |
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- On The Drew Carey Show, Drew shares the elevator with Larry after he has been promised a promotion as long as he reaches the boardroom in thirty minutes. When Larry congratulates him, he says that he doesn't want to talk about it for fearing of jinxing things.
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Larry: Hey, they're calling you up. There's no way you can lose now. Nothing but blue skies ahead! Not even the gods above with their so-called "powers" could... (elevator breaks down) |
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- In Robin Hood: Robin tells Much about his secret engagement to Marian and comments: "Let's hope we live to enjoy it." They don't.
- Remember that "I deserve a break" line at the start of the article? It came from Lieutenant Scott, on Stargate Universe. Guess what happened to him. Go ahead, I'll wait.
- In "Time":
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Eli: Well this couldn't get much worse. |
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- Not every case of Tempting Fate has to be life or death. Ask the late Peter Tomarken, host of Press Your Luck. Naturally, you want a game show host to wish good will upon the contestants, but he had no idea what they were in for when he said "We're gonna have Big Bucks today, I can feel it." Two episodes' worth (To Be Continued and all) of taping and $110,237 worth in cash and prizes later, Michael Larson made Tomarken eat his words. Larson knew the fixed sequence to the game board so he knew which spaces never contained a Whammy and which ones would always offer extra spins.
- But nonetheless, the tragedy gods would still have the last laugh. In the opening segment, Tomarken makes a jab at Larson, saying "Hopefully you won't OD on money, Michael." Larson lost a lot of his winnings in a scam, had even more of it robbed when he left bags of it laying around in his house, and then had to flee from the law due to illegal trading. Seems like the Whammies had gotten their revenge after all...
- In the season 3 episode of Chuck, Emmett Milbarge is telling a man to go away or else he will hurt him... not knowing he is being rude to an assassin. Luckily for him, the assassin doesn't think killing him is worth and starts to walk away, causing Emmett to call him "Pussy". That made the assassin shoot him in the eye killing him. If Emmett didn't call him that, well, he would still be alive...
- From the penultimate episode of season four:
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Sarah: Everything is perfect; nothing can go wrong. |
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- Averted in the American version of Queer as Folk. A gay teenager is found dead in a dumpster, and everyone starts speculating that he was killed by a one-night stand. Brian deliberately tempts fate by picking up a random guy at the club that night, declaring that, "There's never been a hotter time to fuck a stranger." When Justin calls him on it, he even backs slowly away while wiggling his fingers dramatically and saying, "I'll be fine!" He's right, and nothing bad happens.
- On an episode of The Dick Cavett Show, 72-year-old publisher Jerome Irving Rodale, an advocate of organic farming, died of a heart attack on stage. Earlier, Rodale had made some boastful comments on his supposedly good health, and bragged, "I'm going to live to be 100, unless I'm run down by some sugar-crazed taxi driver."
- Referenced in an episode of How I Met Your Mother. Marshall and Lily agree to write each other "death letters" with a final goodbye and important information (bank accounts, passwords, etc.). Turns out that Marshall didn't write one, but he's planning on doing it soon. Ted and Barney assure him that there's no chance that he could suddenly drop dead before writing it. No chance at all. Marshall berates them for taking advantage of his superstitious nature, throws salt over his shoulder, knocks on wood, turns around three times and runs home to write the letter.
- Used in "Perfect Week", where Barney was attempting to sleep with seven women in seven days. Lily utters the phrase "perfect week", thus jinxing it. The next day, Lily gleefully points out that Barney was getting along with "third martini girl", pointing out there was no such thing as a jinx. Only for 2009 World Champion New York Yankee member Nick Swisher walked through the door and every lady in the bar oogling at him.
- An unscripted example occurs in the "Exploding Fire Extinguisher" myth on MythBusters. It looks like their big bang will take a while, so the gang starts playing charades. Tory asks, "Sounds like?" Cue Stuff Blowing Up.
- Undercovers: A Russian is leading the Blooms through a minefield (with a mine-sniffing rat, no less). He invokes the trope:
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Russian: I assure you, This is safe procedure. Follow me. *BOOM!* |
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- On an episode of Wheel of Fortune, a contestant was faced with _____PS in the Bonus Round. Pat quipped, "If you solve this, I'm retiring." And after a few seconds, the contestant blurted out the right answer, HICCUPS.
- And on another episode, a contestant had GLO_E showing. Pat said, "Well, I'm gonna be surprised if you don't get this." Obviously, the answer would be either GLOBE or GLOVE — and it should be easy to guess one, then if Pat says it's wrong, guess the other. The contestant did guess GLOVE before the timer started, and after being told that it was wrong, spent the entire 10 seconds in silence, failing to come up with GLOBE.
- In the season four finale of Friends, "The One With Ross's Wedding", Ross invokes this trope as a way of dooming his upcoming wedding to Emily.
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Emily: "Oh, you weren't supposed to see me like this before the wedding. It's bad luck." |
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- Also when Rachel quits her job at Central Perk:
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Ah, and no offense to everybody who still works here... You have no idea how good it feels to say that, as of this moment... I will never have to make coffee... again. |
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- A visitor from Warehouse 13 visits Eureka:
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Jack Carter: "Are you enjoying the tour?" |
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- Meanwhile, in Warehouse 13... asked why, when everything else is powered down, the Dark Vault still has power:
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Claudia Donovan: "Backup generators, cause everything's so dangerous. Don't worry, these should hold up long enough for us to..." power goes down "realize my karma sucks." |
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- Young Dracula: In "Halloscream", Robin says "It's just an old biscuit tin. What's the worst that could happen?". As it turns out, opening the tin unleashes an ancient curse that will turn the Dracula family human.
- Almost rises to the level of Once an Episode on Burn Notice. It goes like this: one of the main characters takes a seemingly innocuous job, probably something like tailing an embezzler, finding a missing daughter, or giving an abusive husband a firm talking to. It turns out they need the help of another main character (or all of them) to do it. The first character assures the other character(s) that the job is simple, easy, will probably take barely an hour, etc. At this point, the amount of time before things go completely to hell rarely tops 5 minutes.
- On an episode of Family Fortunes (the British adaptation of Family Feud), a contestant gave "Over a fire" as a response to "Name a way of toasting someone." As he often did on off-the-wall answers, host Les Dennis quipped, "I tell you what, if it's up there, I'll give you the money meself!" Cue "Grill" lighting up on the board for 12 points.
- Horrible Histories, "The Borgia Family" song:
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Cesare: I am the mostest powerfulest, evilest of all |
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