ThanksKilling

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This is one turkey you will not be giving thanks for!

ThanksKilling (also known as Death Turkey) is a comedy-slasher film released in 2009.

In 1621, after being slighted by pilgrim Chuck Langston, skilled shaman Feathercloud used powerful necromancy to resurrect a turkey as a monster, which proceeded to massacre the pilgrims on the first Thanksgiving Day, before entering a state of hibernation.

Five-hundred and five years later, college student Kristen Roud and her friends - Johnny, Ali, Darren and Billy (who is descended from Langston) - are heading to their respective homes for Thanksgiving break, just as the evil turkey wakes up, killing a dog who found him in the process. Pursued by the dog's revenge obsessed owner, Oscar, the turkey embarks on a killing spree, intent on wiping out Kristen, her friends, and everyone else he comes across.

Tropes used in ThanksKilling include:

Sheriff Roud: "Goddamn Sheryl! That coffee tastes like shit! What you do, take a dump in it?"
Sheryl: "As a matter of fact, I sure did. I want a fuckin' divorce!"
Sheriff Roud: "... Awright then."

The Turkey: "Nice tits, bitch!"

Johnny: "But, we gave your people land, and we let you have casinos. Doesn't that make up for what out ancestors did?"
The Turkey: "It almost did... but it didn't."

"You just got stuffed!"

"Do I smell sequel!?"

Darren: "So guys, I was thinking, y'know, since it's Thanksgiving and all, that we should go around and say what we're thankful for."
Billy: "I'm thankful that your mom has the juiciest poon in town."