The A-Team (film)/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • YOU PANCAKED MY VAN!
  • Just about anything Murdock says counts as one right after another, but one particularly notable example is the German fisherman's wife.
  • Speaking of the wife, her expression when her husband gets dunked is priceless.
  • When the passports for Murdock and B.A. get mixed up, with B.A. getting the one saying he's a Rabbi while Murdock gets the one which says he's from Tanzania with the check-in clerk being from Tanzania himself. After a little stuttering, Murdock reveals he is able to speak in flawless Swahili and manages to convince the Tanzanian check-in clerk he is from Tanzania.
  • Murdock's Braveheart impression.
  • "So Satan walks into a bar..."
  • In the flying tank:

B.A.: Why the hell are we in a falling tank?!
Murdock: Because the plane exploded!
B.A.: What?! When?!
Murdock: Recently!

  • "Technically, we're not flying." "I know! 'Cause we fallin', fool!"
  • Also, after about the fourth flying incident: Murdock says that drugging B.A. was Hannibal and Face's idea, but the food was Murdock's.
    • 'Toast points!'
        • 'Why do I feel like I fell on my face?'
  • "You're really, really tan."
  • Murdock and the helicopter at the beginning of the movie. He exclaims in a British accent, "Oh, you gorgeous rustbucket! Did you miss your daddy?" and a few moments later is seen swinging on one of the blades singing, "You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record baby..." etc. That part alone was worth the ticket price.
  • Murdock's...unique style of barbecueing steaks.

"It's only partial paralysis. Come on. Take it like a man!"

  • After Murdock is broken out of a psychiatric hospital during a 3D movie:

"You guys should see this in 3D! It's like we're really getting shot at!"

  • Murdock. Full stop. End statement.
  • "They're not trying to shoot down the drones, they're trying to fly the tank."
    • They manage to shoot down a drone. With a tank. In mid-air.
  • Hannibal saying "whoopsie" after he's just ran over Pike was known to crack up entire theaters. Something about the deadpan glee in Liam Neeson's voice is absolutely hysterical.
  • "It's just like Call of Duty!"
  • How about the scene where Lynch's flunky is completely screwing up his attempt to execute Pike. It gets to the point that Pike himself is giving him pointers, and for his last request, asks that someone else kill him because of how embarrassing it is.
  • As the tank is falling, you can briefly see it has a "How's my driving" sticker on the back.
  • Face rolling down the hill, throwing up, and then making out with the hot wife of the guy he shouldn't have pissed off.