The Alloy of Law/Quotes

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Wayne: Now, if you were studying buffoonery and idiotic behavior, that is something we're experts on.

He became as heavy as a boulder, then as heavy as a building, then heavier.

Waxillium: Two tripwires, rigged with explosives. Nothing else dangerous that we could find. Other that Wayne's body odor.
Wayne: That's the smell of incredibleness!

Marasi: Wayne?
Voice from the darkness: He is dead, young lady. I am sorry for your loss.
Marasi: [gasp of horror]
Voice from the darkness: Yes, he was simply too handsome, too clever, and too immensely remarkable in all aspects of his existence to allow to live. It took a hundred men to bring him down, and he killed all but one. His last words were "Tell Wax...that he's a total git...and he still owes me five notes."
Marasi: Wayne!

Wayne: Oh, Wax has always been solemn. But when he's at his best, there's a smirk underneath.