The Annoying Orange/Fridge

So...how does everyone move around with no arms and no legs? They're, you know, fruit.
- Maybe they have small muscles that they don't use very often because it is very hard to work them.
- In Exploding Orange, shortly after Kiwi explodes, we hear footsteps as Passion and Pear run into the room. It's likely a case of Invisible Anatomy.
How are fruits related? Grapefruit is shown to have a sister, a second cousin, a grandpa, and a nephew, and Red and Golden Delicious are cousins. Fruits from the same tree are probably related, but what make them a parent, cousin, sibling, etc.?
How does Orange stay alive for so long? Surely he would have been eaten or gone rotten or something?
- Status Quo Is God. And besides, then we'd have a series called Annoying Orange with no annoying orange.
  - Then again, as revealed by More Annoying Oranges, ALL oranges are insufferable. In some cases, even to other oranges.
    - That would explain how Orange annoyed the dinosaurs and is still annoying people today.
- He's so creepy everyone's afraid to eat him.
- He's been sitting on that same counter for two years. Would YOU eat him?
How can Marshmallow sneeze if he doesn't have a nose?
In Saw 2: Annoying Death Trap, Jigsaw's victims (not counting Orange) are Marshmallow, a graham cracker, and a piece of chocolate. S'mores, anyone?
- Possibly Foreshadowed by Orange, when Jigsaw sets Marshmallow on fire:

Orange: Stop it, I don't think he can take any Smore!

In Back to the Fruiture, there is no proof that evil future Orange really is evil or that good future Orange really is good.
In Daneboe Exposed #6: HACKED!!!, if Daneboe didn't want Cuddles to eat Bacon, why did Daneboe leave Bacon on a plate on the floor?
If Little Apple hates being called Midget Apple, why does his car say "Midget Apple" on the side of it?