The Aristocats/Funny

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  • Pretty much anytime the watchdog duo of Napoleon and Lafayette are on-screen. L'il ol' cricket bug, indeed...

Lafayette: "Well, where's my BEDDY-BYE BASKET?!"

    • For that matter, the entire chase scene with Edgar and the dogs.
      • Even better, the scene when Edgar returns to the countryside to recover incriminating evidence from them. Hilarity Ensues.
  • When Edgar sneaks out of the house with the cats in the first place. He gets "held up" by a tree branch, notices that he's approaching a police station and promptly hauls ass in the opposite direction, and accidentally rides into a subway tunnel.
  • "Schwinger? Vat is a schwinger?"
  • Uncle Waldo, you are making a scene. A HILARIOUS ONE!

"Now, girls, don't go shooshing your old Uncle Waldo! Why, you'll wake up the whole neighborhood! WHOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

  • George.
  • Roquefort: "QUIET!"
    • And everyone freezes in mid-fight in response.

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