The Baby Jesus Butt Plug

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WARNING: DO NOT MOLEST THE BABY JESUS

In a dystopic world where human beings are photocopied instead of born, and people are slaves to corporations, anyone with enough cash can buy a pet baby that looks like anyone they like, from John Lennon to Jesus. A young couple buy themselves a baby jesus from a litter for the apparently common practice of using it for anal sex - so common, in fact, that the owner of the baby jesus warns them against exactly that. They don't listen, though, and that's where things start to get weird...

The Baby Jesus Butt Plug is a short story written by Carlton Melick III and can be found in the anthology The Bizarro Starter Kit.


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