The Boat That Rocked/Funny
- During the game of I Have Never:
Gavin: I have never been in bed with a girl, and after sex, thought she wouldn't notice if I let go a little... bit of wind, did so, and realised it wasn't wind; it was diarrhoea. So, I've never been in bed with the girl of my dreams... with poo all over the sheets behind me. Raise your hands, anyone who has not done that. |
- The Count, about to make his (possibly fatal) jump from the titular boat's mast into the sea: "A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom!"
- Thick Kevin disguised as the Easter Bunny for Christmas.
- "When did you have sex with Bob?" "Oh...hmmm.... how old are you?"
- Minister Dormandy: "We have their testicles in our hands, Twatt. And it feels good!"
- "Sometimes, just sometimes, I think I should be called Clever Kevin." *Falls out of bed* "Ow."
- The sign at the end reading "Anyone but Angus."
- Back to The Boat That Rocked