The Brak Show/Funny
- Anytime Dad opens his mouth, expect to hear the funniest thing you'll ever hear in your life.
- "I am sick of being pushed around like a stolen shopping cart full of rotten pumpkin meat!"
- "You found your real parents?"
- "Mother, people only invite you to dinner for three reasons: to sell you vitamins, to drug you and take unpleasant snapshots, or to convert you to their hideous farming religion!
- "You say sewers, I say waterslide."
- "Brak! Stop driving your little baby car around Saint Babiesburg and take your asteroid smashing like a man!"
- "Moustache. No moustache."
- "You drive around, you run a light...maybe you honk at the ladies and they say (high girly voice) 'Hey, chief! Where'd you get the new ride, ah?' And you say: (ridiculous frat guy voice) 'It's Parko's, maahn. I'm just keepin' it for him while he's in the joint. See ya later, maahn.' Then you drive away, so proud to be a nose-possessing man."
- The entirety of the final episode.
- This dialogue in "Sexy New Brak Show Go"
Brak: 'Dad can I open the box even though it's not a recognized mealtime? Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I? |
- The episode "Goldfish" during Brak's mini freakout when he finds out he can't go to the Carnival of Feet right away, complete with loud yelling and exorcist head twisting.
- Same episode, Don Tickles, Notary Public.
- Same episode:
Brak: Don't talk to me mom, I'm a murderer! |
- And again:
Brak: Mr. Tickles, how do you think Thundercleese is going to take this? |
- Thundercleese apparently has a lightswitch OF TOTAL DEVASTATION!