The Chronicles of Narnia/Funny

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Funny moments in the Walden Media movie series:

  • The lion with the glasses and mustache at the end of the first film.
  • Also in the first film...

Edmund: But that's a girl's coat!
Peter: I know.

  • After Mrs. Beaver's packed most of the food supplies:

Susan: Should we bring jam?
Peter: Not unless the witch serves toast!

(which then pays off a little later):

Mrs. Beaver: You didn't think to bring a map?
Mr. Beaver: There wasn't room next to the jam!

    • And also later on:

Peter, glaring at Mr. Beaver: If he tells us to hurry up one more time, I'm going to turn him into a big, fluffy hat!

    • When the kids first meet Aslan.

Aslan: Yes, Peter Pevensie, formerly of Finchley. Beaver also tells me you plan on turning him into a hat.

  • When the children all fall out of the wardrobe and the Professor hands them there ball back.
  • When Mrs. Beaver is packing food before the group try to flee from the wolves.

Peter: What's she doing?
Mrs. Beaver: Oh, you'll be thanking me later. It's a long journey, and Beaver gets pretty cranky when he's hungry.
Mr. Beaver: I'm cranky now!

  • Susan and Lucy make note of the Narnian's staring.

Susan: Why are they all staring at us?
Lucy: Maybe they think you look funny.