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Brad's Characters

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80's Dan

A hapless party animal who was whisked out of the past by a time warp to the present day, Dan subjects his dysfunctional roommates and neighbors to the cheesiest kitsch to come out of the 1980s.

Kung Tai Ted

A completely talentless "martial" "artist" who exhibits fight scenes from bad chop-socky action films from his back yard. His lines are all dubbed over... by himself.

Vic Dealio

The host of The Big Box, a sleazy late-night infomercial spokesman who introduces classic exploitation films in the titular "big box" (clamshell video cases) while flirting with his co-host, the Big Box Model.


Other Characters

The Big Box Model

Vic Dealio's voluptuous, silent co-host on The Big Box, she presents each video and flirts with Vic.

El Topo Chico

An obscure Mexican (?) wrestler (?) who wanders around conventions looking for attention in his trademark mask and tuxedo.

Shannon Shears

The host of Softly From Cable.


Team Snob

"Flaming" Brian

  • Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce: What he reviews on Flaming Brian's Kitchen.
  • Gargle Blaster: What he drinks in the "sister series" to Brad Tries, Drunk Brian Tries.
  • Lethal Chef: He has a show in which he tries out different insanely hot chili sauces, which he makes his friends try, usually by dipping otherwise palatable food in them.
  • One Steve Limit: There are actually two Brians in Team Snob, but the other goes by his last name, Irving.

Irving / Virtual Boyd

Jake

Jerrid

  • Bus Crash: Parodied--Brad's character in Brad and Irving says he was last seen boarding a plane with Henry Blake.
  • Butt Monkey
  • Dumb Muscle: Had a tendency to play these types of characters due to his size and intimidating appearance.
  • Embarrassing Nickname: "Baldy McGiggles" and "Mister Potatohead", thanks to Jake.
  • Put on a Bus: According to Brad himself [dead link], Jerrid was fired due to personal problems during filmings and due to him saying nasty things about Jillian to the fans behind her back.

Lloyd

Sarah


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