The Dark Tower/The Drawing of the Three/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Complete Monster - Jack Mort is certainly one of these, considering killing and the aftereffects an art, like a chiseler chipping away stone. He actually has an orgasm when he does it! As Roland said, he deserved much more than he got.
  • Crowning Moment of Funny - Roland's insane crime spree in Jack Mort's body. Highlights include: Tricking two cops into disarming the gun store's owner, then knocking their heads together and stealing their guns and then actually paying for some ammo for his revolvers(he needed a permit), stealing $60 worth of anibiotics from a pharmacy, then giving the owner a $6500 dollar watch as payment, and jumping in front of a train while wearing women's underwear and on fire.
  • Surprisingly Improved Sequel - according to the author
    • At the very least, it's Growing the Beard. Well, at the very least this installment makes sense.