The Devil Is a Loser/Quotes

"Jesus, what the hell happened to you? I kicked you out of Heaven because you were a headstrong rebel. Now you're a whiny little bitch!"

—God, South Park.

The devil is a loser and he's my bitch
For better or for worse and you don't care which
The devil is a loser and he's my bitch
Runnin' into trouble you skitch

He's my bitch

—Lordi, The Devil's a Loser (And He's My Bitch)

Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex, isn't it great how the Devil is PRETTY LAME?

The Devil: I WOULD DISAGREE WITH THAT PARTICULAR ASSESSMENT. T-REX, YOUR COMPANION IS CLEARLY UNFAMILIAR WITH MY PROWESS IN THE REALM OF MMORPGS. THE CHRONICLES OF MY DARK ELF CHARACTER ARE ASSUREDLY THE STUFF OF LEGEND.

—Dinosaur Comics, "The Devil in: MMORPGS"

I told you once you son of a bitch I'm the best that's ever been!

—Johnny, "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"

I'm the source of all evil in the universe, and I'm "annoying"?!

—The Devil, God, the Devil and Bob

*singing to the BGM* The devil is a wiener, the devil is a wiener, the devil is a wiener...

—Crow T. Robot on Pitch