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Defeat the dragons
And eat their souls
To save the world, again

—Kardamon

Skyrim's dangerous
And cold, stranger. Better bring
Two swords and a beard.

—Mag Flare

You know what is wrong?
Everyone's obsessed with death
In Skyrim these days.

—Kimarous

Used to adventure
Was just like you, friend, but then
Arrow in the knee.

—MisterKerr

Skyrim’s in crisis
How do we solve its problems?
Three words: FUS RO DAH!

—The Eternal

Skyrim, Perfect Game
Take an Arrow to the knee
Shout at a Dragon

—Captaindiddlysquat

Hail the Dovhakiin
Or he'll Fus Ro Dah your ass
Off the highest cliff

—Accela

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