The Emperor's New Groove/Memes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

The Emperor's New Groove is basically one of the most quotable animated films of all time and it shows.


  • “Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco’s poison. That poison?”
  • “No, no. He’s got a point.”
  • “Oh, yeah. It’s all coming together.”
  • “Well, you got me. By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.”
  • “My spinach puffs!”


  • “Pull the lever, Kronk! Wrong lever!
  • “To the secret lab!”
  • “Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants!”
  • “I never liked your spinach puffs! Never!
  • “Ah. How shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. Then, I’ll put that flea in a box. And then I’ll put that box inside another box and I’ll then mail that box to myself. And when it arrives, AHAHAHA, I’ll smash it with a hammer!”
  • “It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!”
  • “Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?”
  • “Is that my voice? Is that my voice? Oh, well.”


  • “Boom, baby!”
  • “No touchy!”
  • “Gow! You threw off my groove!”
  • “Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”
    • “Yep.”
    • “Sharp rocks at the bottom?”
    • “Looks likely.”
    • “Bring it on.”


  • “Demon llama!”


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