The Expendables (franchise)/Funny

As befits a Homage to old-school '80s action movies, The Expendables comes loaded with six barrels of awesome, belt-fed with 1 round of funny every 10 links.

~~Two~~ Three meta-Out Of Character Moments worth noting:
- Jet Li's entire characterisation rant when sitting in Stallone's truck - it's funny to see someone who's typecast as The Stoic in nearly all his roles being given full Large Ham licence.
- Mickey Rourke, keeping his look from The Wrestler and Iron Man 2, now has an obsession with 'decorating' everything around him, whether it's Jason Statham's head or a guitar he's planning to smash up when it's completed.
  - It's Mickey's "interpretation" of Charlotte's Web that really sells the scene, though.
- The scene in the church.
  - "This guy, he loves working in the jungle."
  - "He wants to be President."
Speaking of meta, Randy Couture's explanation of his ear deformity is marked by everyone immediately having a Here We Go Again reaction.
"Are you CRAZY?! YOU COULDA KILLED ME!!" "You're welcome!"
The exact moment when Terry Crews realises what a bad idea the AA-12 really was.
Jason Statham vs. Domestic Abuser Bastard Boyfriend and friends: "Don't worry, we got your back." Hilarity ensues.
"Buddha. Pest."
The Gag Reel. Bruce Willis can't remember the name of the island, and Stallone can't hang up his damned gun belt.
The deleted scene, where Gunnar tells off the pirate leader for not having a parrot on his shoulder.

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