The Fades/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Girl: Oh. I ain’t got any toilet paper. You got some?
Paul: *rolls the toilet paper under the cubicle to the next one.*
Girl: * Wipes. Flushes. Leaves.*

Paul: ...There’s the female mystique fucked, then.

Mac: Sadly, that might genuinely have been the most sexual experience of my entire life.