- The hot ghost-on-mummy action scene:
Judge: I like it when they lie still like that!
- Cyrus' rant to Frank after the latter threatens to send him and Stuart back to the cemetery:
Cyrus: Well, you can pull this! I'm about to go like Jesse on yo' ass. I'mma find me some other black ghosts, and then organize a march. The African-American Apparition Coalition -- the A double-A C. And let me tell you somethin', Frank -- there ain't nothing worse than a bunch of ticked-off brothers that's already dead!
- "Ah, the ol' express bus to Hell -- no lines, no waitin'!"
- A behind-the-scenes one: Apparently, any time Michael J. Fox tried to say "Judge!", he said "Doc!" instead.