The Fugitive (film)/Funny

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  • Gerard loves picking on Newman.

Gerard: Newman, what are you doing?
Newman: I'm thinking.
Gerard: Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top -- while you're thinking.

  • In the midst of a tense chase scene, Kimble gets a bit of a lead and tells some security guards he just saw a man waving a gun and screaming. When Gerard comes running around the corner, screaming "STOP THAT MAN!", the officers do exactly what they're trained to do--and restrain him.
  • "If they can dye this river green today, then why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?"
  • Never argue with the 'Big Dog' people!
  • "When I die I wanna come back just like you." "Oh you mean happy and handsome?"
    • Suuuuure
  • Cosmo as he's being wheeled out on a gurney at the end after being hit in the face by a swinging I-beam:

I want you to tell Inspector Gerard that I am taking my vacation...

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