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• Chunk is the source of many of the films great funny moments.
  • Chunk spilling his Pepsi on himself.

Chunk: Aww, shit!

• • His Blatant Lies about meeting Michael Jackson.

Chunk: Okay Brad, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!

• • Chunk drops the statue.

Chunk: I'll bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it, huh?

• • Chunk glues the penis on the statue upside down.

Chunk: Look, how's that? How's that? Mikey: Oh you idiot! You glued it upside-down! Brad: If God made us do it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces! Chunk: Looks fine to me.

• • And Chunk and Mouth thought Mrs. Walsh saw it.

Mrs. Walsh: What is that? Chunk: Oh shit, what?

• • And let us not forget the entire confession scene where Chunk spills his guts to the Fratellis?
• When Mouth sticks his tongue through a picture.

Mouth: Mikey? Mikey? Come on, help me feel like a woman. Come one, give me a nice wet lickery kiss.

• When Brad gets tied to the chair.

Brad: I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style!

• When the Fratellis find the body of Chester Copperpot.

Jake: (checking the wallet) "Looks like they picked him clean, Ma. Mother Fratelli: Sure, right before they ate him. Francis: Stupid.

• "I'll show you a tremor!" (slap)
• From a deleted scene:

Mouth: It's okay, Brad. Just remember we're all here for you. (Mouth takes the map from Brad's pocket) Here's to good friends... Mouth, Data, and Chunk: Tonight is kinda special!

• When the Goonies came upon under a wishing well:

Mouth: (looking at coins) President Lincoln... George Washington... Uh, Martin Sheen... Stef: Martin Sheen?! That's President Kennedy, you idiot! Mouth: Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once! Stef: Oh that's real smart! It's nice to see you're using your brain! Mouth: Yeah? Well, at least I have a brain! Stef: You're so stupid, Mouth! Mouth: Oh yeah? Stef: Yeah! (Mouth makes a "stupid" face at her) SHUT UP!

• After Francis falls prey to Data's "slick shoes".

Ma Fratelli: Francis? Sweetheart, are you okay?? Francis: [high-pitched whimper] ...no.

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