The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (film)/Funny

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Zaphod: We made it! We're in Magrathea!
Ford: It's not Magrathea.
Zaphod: Yes it is! I know it!
Ford: It isn't--
Zaphod: Yes it is!

  • Ford, Zaphod, and Arthur sitting down while waiting for Trillian to be released.

Zaphod: Who are we waiting for again? [Ford calms Arthur] No, I'm serious.

  • The things popping up from the dirt and slapping people's faces whenever someone thinks of anything.

Arthur: Stupid!

  • The Vogons become as depressed as Marvin.

Trillian: Marvin, you saved our lives.
Marvin: I know. Wretched, isn't it?

Arthur: The name's Dent! Arthur Dent! DO panic, mother(BLEEEEEEEP)!

    • In the other, Arthur is about to embark on his tour of the planet factory, when he beats up Slartibartfast, rescues a random dog and runs off, with Bill Nighy left Chewing the Scenery in his wake.