The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi

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The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi is a fanfic starring Sora, Riku, and Kairi, and is a good candidate for the worst Kingdom Hearts fanfic ever written, written by a fangirl so warped that she's almost or is a caricature of the series' Fan Dumb.

Sora is ready to tell Riku that he loves him, when all of a sudden Kairi appears and yells at him. Sora distracts her by saying that Riku is "making kissy faces" at Kairi (invoking a Panty Shot out of nowhere) and then goes and makes out with Riku. Kairi catches them in the act and yells at them. In response, they pull out their swords and stab her to death, and then desecrate her corpse. Selphie then finds it, and plans to do "fun stuff" with it. The End.

You can find it here. A MST by Arcadiarika is also found here (NSFW, but it's also a Dead MST, having covered the first chapter and edited it with a Screw This, I'm Outta Here disclaimer).

You can also listen to an audiobook production recorded by Pamachu.

Tropes used in The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi include: