The Iron Giant/Funny
- Giant metal robot + cannonballing into a lake + giant wave + epic Oh Crap face=Hilarious
- "Would you say grace please?" 48 seconds of pure hilarity.
- "Yes....I mean, NO! CALL ME DEEEEEEAN!"
- The cafe scene: Hogarth has lost his squirrel, his mom has been getting on his case about bringing stray animals home, Dean happens to be in the cafe.
Dean: [Smiling awkwardly] Found your pet. |
- "... Is there any more coffee?"
- Hogarth meeting Kent.
- Kent during his investigations.
Kent Mansley: (gets in car) Enormous beast, yeah... Biggest thing in this town is probably the homecoming quee- (discovers half of the car is gone) ohmyGOD!! |
- "Screw our country! I wanna live!"
- Hell, just the expression he makes when he realizes that he has doomed everyone in the town.
- Dean meets giant robot.
Hogarth: His name is Dean. We LIKE Dean. |
- "DEAN."
- The entire scene of Hogarth sneaking the Giant's hand out of the house.
- The "Scrap and Art" scene.
- "Alright, there are two kinds of metal here: scrap and art. If you gotta eat one of them, eat the scrap. What you currently have IN YOUR MOUTH IS ART!
- Kent and General Rogard's phone conversation.
Kent: This thing...this thing is a menace. It tore up a power station, it- it caused a train wreck! |
- The Giant's final solution to stopping a car alarm: *FLING!*
- The cannonball scene, after Dean is deposited on the road.
Farmer (pulling up in truck full of pigs): Hey! |
- "I think that's enough fun for one day."
- "You know, this is why it's so important to really chew your food."
- Rogard falling for Hogarth and Dean's ruse that the Giant is one of Dean's art projects. He takes out his frustration on Kent.
- Kent Mansley muttering in his car about Hogarth's unusual name.
Kent: What kind of a sick person names a kid 'Hogarth'? Might as well call him Zeppo or something. |
- Not to mention the blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment of him checking out Hogarth's mother's chest when she opens the door all the way. Then again, who can blame him?
- Hogarth making Kent a "landslide" ice cream sundae.
- The montage of Kent pestering Hogarth in the house about what he saw in the woods, culminating in Hogarth bellowing at the top of his lungs, "I'M GOIN' OOOOOOOOOOOOUT!"
- YMMV on this one, but as a truck with Rogard, Mansley, and another soldier are driving away with a pissed off Giant in pursuit, Mansley is yelling at the driver: "DRIVE, BABY, DRIVE! STEP ON IT, FLOOR IT! IT'S GAINING ON US! FASTER, FASTER, FASTER! (in a high-pitched voice) HURRY!"
- The scene where Hogarth is going home and the Giant is following him.
Hogarth: No. No. Me go. You stay. No following. (Giant continues following him, until Hogarth gets annoyed) I told you! I'll come back tomorrow! NOW, STAY! (Hogarth walks off and Giant continues following him) (getting frustrated) NO, NO, NO! BAD ROBOT! |
- The scene in The Iron Giant where Hogarth attempts to both shoo the giant's disconnected robot hand out of his house while simultaneously saying grace.
Hogarth: Get outta here! ...Uh, Satan? So that we may live in peace. |
- Also the coffee scene.
Hogarth: Somymomsays"Youneedstimulation!"andIgo"NoImstimulatedenoughrightnow!" |
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