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If the police expect to play against the Joker, they'd better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!—Me!, In my very first appearance ever!!!
Why so serious?—Me!, The Dark Knight
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.—Alfred Pennyworth, The Dark Knight. Oh Alfie, you flatter me...
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.—Guess who?, The Killing Joke. I just wanted old Jim to see the joke!
"You know what's great about you puddin'? You really put the "fun" in "funeral!"—My Dear Little Harley, Batman: The Animated Series, The Man Who Killed Batman.
"That's the downside of comedy. You're always taking shots from people who just don't get the joke!"—Me!, Batman: The Animated Series, Mad Love
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