The Last Spartan/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • On Therum, when the squad realizes their less than judicious use of a mining laser has triggered an eruption...

Garrus: Wait, volcanic eruption? You mean, we've been in a volcano this entire time?
Liara: Yes. You didn't know?
N'tho: (sheepish) Yeah...the ruins here are in a once-dormant, now not-so-dormant volcano. Probably should've mentioned that earlier. My bad.
Beat
Wrex: If I die in here, I'll kill you.

Cortana: Damn you, History Channel!

    • For that matter, Garrus asking The Chief about Cortana's appearance.

Garrus: "I mean, did she COME that way or did you customize her to look like that yourself?"

Chief: *after he scolded Tali for unauthorized use of the budget* "She'll get over it. In fact, she's probably forgotten all about it by now."
(cut to Tali in the shooting gallery)
Tali: "STUPID!" *BLAM!* "ARMOR-HEADED!" *BLAM!* "INSENSITIVE!" *BLAM!* "SEVEN-FOOT!" *BLAM!* "BOSH'TET!" *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!*