The Legend of Rah and the Muggles
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| Written by: | Nancy Stouffer |
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| First published: | 1984 |
The Legend of Rah and the Muggles is a children's book written and published by Nancy Stouffer (now referring to herself as "N.K. Stouffer" in obvious imitation of J.K. Rowling) in the mid-1980s. The book languished in obscurity until 1999, when Stouffer sued J. K. Rowling (author of the wildly popular Harry Potter book series) for intellectual property damages, claiming that Rowling had stolen elements from Rah and used them in the Potter books without permission, primarily the use of the word "muggles". The subsequent lawsuit was eventually laughed out of court, as Stouffer was unable to verify her claim that she originally trademarked the term.
The tale opens with a nuclear war caused by government corruption, in a way that's guaranteed to send any 6-year-old to a somewhat restless sleep, followed by an Author Filibuster about the abuse of eminent domain laws. If this jars with the colourful Fairy Tale kingdom depicted on the front cover (which in fairness isn't too bad) then it should. It's like watching an episode of Handy Manny with explosions and genocide. The title character somehow brings sunlight back to the land of the Muggles, who evolved implausibly quickly from the survivors of the apocalypse. No attempt is made to Hand Wave the conditions After the End that led humanity down that particular evolutionary path, let alone with such speed. The subsequent chapters present a disjointed and incoherent account of the lives of Rah, his brother Zyn and the Muggles, as several years will often be skipped in-between chapters.
Simply put, Rah and the Muggles is to children's literature what The Eye of Argon is to swords and sorcery, minus the unintentional hilarity. For a chapter-by-chapter breakdown of the story, this link should tell you just about all you need to know. If you want to know more, see Zelda Queen's more detailed dissection. Or you could buy the book.
- After the End
- Alternative Calendar: And clearly not that helpful, since "The Year of the Purple Haze" does little to distinguish a year from any of the 500 other years in which the world was blanketed with a purple cloud of fallout.
- Idiosyncratic Episode Naming: Every year seems to be named after a particular parable from The Ancient Book of Tales. For example, "The Year of the Gilded Cage" refers to an incident in which pirates stole a number of pets being taken to be sold and released them on Aura, keeping only the gold cages.
- Anti-Villain: Zyn, but not in the way the author intended
- Apathetic Citizens: Nobody does anything about Zyn or the Nevils.
- Bright Castle: Depicted on the cover, and apparently where Lady Catherine lives.
- Cain and Abel: Rah and Zyn.
- Card-Carrying Villain: Zyn, who following his Face Heel Turn started talking like a scally.
- Chekhov's Gun: Rah's allergy to a type of moss counts as this
- Christmas Cake: Noona
- Comforting the Widow: In the first chapter the twins' mother, Lady Catherine, learns that her "beloved husband" is dead. She mourns extensively. A few days/paragraphs later, she openly flirts with the butler.
- Department of Redundancy Department: The writing style is a style of writing with many unnecessary repetitions that she repeats unnecessarily many times. Stouffer would be hopeless on Just a Minute. Also see the quote under Funetik Aksent below.
- Deus Ex Machina: The clamshell boats in Chapter 13.
- Developing Doomed Characters: The book's introduction drones on for 2,000 words of questionable relevance to the rest of the story — and so, for that matter, do the first two chapters. In fact, the story's major conflict (the Cain and Abel plot) isn't even hinted at until about halfway through.
- Do Not Call Me "Paul": One of the Nevils is named Peter, but he insists on being called by his nickname "Chops".
- Encyclopedia Exposita: Rah's "Ancient Book of Tales", which includes a story about Killer Rabbits that might seem familiar...
- Evil Redhead: Zyn
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Take a wild guess as to which beverage "Lemonade Lake" (for reasons unexplored) tastes like. The parody had "Coca-Cola Canal".
- Expospeak
- Face Heel Turn: Zyn and the Nevils.
- Freudian Excuse: Zyn's Start of Darkness comes from his resentment of his brother, and is handled with all the subtlety you'd expect.
- Funetik Aksent: A sea cow who stutters, like so:
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"Well, wha-- wha-- what do you know a-- a-- about dat!" It's the ba-- bah-- bahbies Naddie and Neddie were tal-- talking ah-- ahbout," he stuttered to himself. "We got-- got-- gotta get ya ou-- ou-- out-- a here! There's a st-- stor-- storm ca-- ca-- comin'," he stuttered nervously... (from here). Yes, he even stutters in internal monologue. |
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- There's also a barracuda with a Brooklyn accent
- Fun with Acronyms: The Congress Of United Peoples, or C.O.U.P., in the introduction, which seems to be a Take That against the United Nations.
- Granny Classic: Golda
- Grumpy Old Man: Yur
- Hair of Gold: Rah
- Hit So Hard the Calendar Felt It: The Calendar is reset by a nuclear war. The problem is that it talks about a "Year of the purple haze" (nuclear fallout), when every single year in living memory has been a year of the purple haze!
- Hollywood Evolution
- Inexplicable Treasure Chests
- Infant Immortality: Taken to the logical extreme. Place two infants (toddlers?) on a raft and shove them out to sea, let them stay on the raft for one full week before having the happy sea creatures come to their aid, and then consider how they avoid being (a) horribly sunburnt, (b) half-drowned or maybe all drowned, (c) salt-burnt, and/or (d) dehydrated and probably dead from that alone. They're certainly not going to be shiny, happy babies by that point, and that's even leaving in such an important detail as Nobody Poops.
- The lack of sunburn could possibly be Handwaved with the fact that Lady Catherine apparently covered them with a blanket before sending them off. It's still really weak, especially when you consider (a) that doesn't excuse their heads and (b) there is no more mention of the blanket, nor does it appear in the picture.
- Lampshade Hanging: The intro pointing out how implausible the whole situation was is an example of the bad, "Message from Fred" kind.
- Magic A Is Magic A: Averted (notable, given the genre); magic exists, but completely at random with no apparent rules behind it.
- The Messiah: Rah is meant to be seen as this
- Mood Whiplash: From Paranoia Fuel to Tastes Like Diabetes back to Nightmare Fuel in record time.
- Muggles: surprisingly averted: The Teletubby-like protagonists might be called "Muggles", but they throw random magic around like nobody's business.
- Granted, this would make sense, as the book does predate the term in the Harry Potter sense we all know and love... if the author hadn't sued J.K. Rowling over use of the term.
- Never Say "Die": Despite gleefully recounting the annihilation of all life that doesn't fall into the Tastes Like Diabetes category earlier on, the book describes the Big Bad's plan as making Rah "sleep forever".
- Nobody Poops
- Ocular Gushers: If you want to Narmify a touching goodbye scene, you can't do better than have someone cry so much that they cause a flash flood. Presumably the vast volume of water involved was stored in one of the massive plot holes.
- Plot Hole: So many that the "plot" resembles a block of Swiss cheese.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: The author has the unfortunate combination of a tenuous grasp of English and a singularly unqualified editor. Stouffer also has this habit of switching into present tense and back in the course of a single sentence.
- Stupid Evil: The Nevils
- Swiss Army Tears: Rah cries so much that it sinks the Nevils' boat
- Talking Animal: A few with cute alliterative names show up, without much consequence; that some of them have New York accents would be a major source of Fridge Logic in any other book, but here it barely registers.
- Technicolor Science: Nuclear fallout is purple; evidently the bombs used in the final war contained radioactive potassium permanganate.
- Time Skip: Random numbers of years will pass between chapters.
- Unequal Pairing: Lady Catherine falls in love with her butler
- Vanity Publishing: Twice, in fact. The first publisher went bankrupt, then the book was picked up by a new publisher hoping to capitalize on the plagiarism controversy...which also went bankrupt.
- Veganopia: Nominally. The character list claims that Muggles are vegetarians, but we also hear of them eating killer rabbits.
- Vile Villain Saccharine Show: Zyn is meant to be seen as this
- Wanton Cruelty To The Common Apostrophe: Very frequently, including on Stouffer's own website.
- Weird Moon: One that can shine through a cloud thick enough to block the sunlight.
- What Happened to the Mouse?: The vanishing treasure chest, and pretty much every single character besides the brothers who appears in the first two chapters or so.
- Where the Hell Is Springfield?: So which nation/continent is "Aura"?
- Writer on Board
- Writers Cannot Do Math: Stubby, who starts out as a five-year-old boy, is described in a later chapter as a "fifteen-year-old boy"...twenty-two years after Rah and Zyn's arrival on the island.