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Ganon has returned
So Link gets the Master Sword
And saves Zelda, too.

—Tacitus

Same plot as before
So why is it still awesome?
I think it's the hat.

—Elan

Three gold triangles
The power of the Triforce
It will save the world.

—Aerodactylus

Evil warlock aims
to get her. Take a sad song
and make it better.

—Planet-man

Across Hyrule Field
The six medallions in hand
His tower awaits...

—Dorito

'Gee. Boring 'round here.
Wonder what Ganon's up to?'
THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

—The Hero Hartmut

Riding Epona
Or sailing a magic boat
It's always epic

—Meikyu Butterfly

Whether boat, or horse,
You find news ways to complain
For our sakes, Please stop.

—@/Tri-Ruler

Hey, what's that thing there?
It looks like a pineapple...
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!

—Progeny Ex Machina

The Hero of Time
defeated countless monsters
attacked by cuccos

—sgtangua8

[[The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Lose your instrument
Now you are a Deku Scrub]]
Oh my God, Ben Drowned.

—RL Yoshi

Twenty-five years old
So now we take to the skies
To celebrate it.

—King Sonn Dee Doo

What is that big heap
Of random junk in the sand?
Shit, it's Moldarach.

—Teh Masteh Sord