The Lonely Island/Funny

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She hands me her cell phone, says it's my dad.
Maaaaan, this ain't my dad! This is a cell phone!

I threw it on the ground!

    • I was screaming, and squirming, my butthole was on fire, the moral of the story is... you can't trust the system! Maaaaaaaan!
    • "Happy birthday TO THE GROUND!"
  • Rocky: "I fell to the ground and I soiled my shorts/ Then Rocky pissed on me (customary in sports)."
  • Everything in Like a Boss from "Hit on Debra!" onward.
  • Guy Number One and Guy Number Two's hatred of their neighbour Steve grows more and more in each video. Ultimately, "We'll Kill U" brings us this:

Guy Number One: You're still a cunt, Steve! Go fuck your snake!

  • The mentions of boiled goose in "Boombox"
  • In the intro to Awesometown, seemingly a parody of cheesy kids' show openings, Andy and Akiva introduce themselves innocuously as a lover of sandwiches and the brains of the group respectively. Throughout the whole song, they're all happily leading a crowd down a street, dressed in bright clothes and wearing huge grins on their faces. Then comes Jorma's turn, and Mood Whiplash doesn't begin to cover it. Andy and Akiva's horrified reactions and the awkward silence afterward only seal the deal.

Jorma:MY NAME IS JORMA, MUTHAFUCKAS! THE SENSITIVE ONE!
BREAK YO' MUTHAFUCKIN' FACE WITH THE BUTT OF MY GUN!!
RIP OFF YOUR ARMS AND BREAK YOUR LEGS WITH 'EM!
SPREAD YOUR ASSCHEEKS AND STICK MY DICK IN 'EM!