The Mask (film)/Funny

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"Start dancin' and I'll blow your brains out."

The Mask: Hold me closer Red. It's getting dark. (cough, cough cough) Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out. (cough- cough, cough) Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming down this Christmas. (COUGH, COUGH COUGH) Tell Scarlet I do give a damn. (COUGH, fart) Pardon me. (dead)

    • Which is immediately followed by The Mask being handed an Oscar and tearfully thanks an audience that has appeared on the bottom of the screen while the two thugs around him are standing around wondering what the hell is going on, even as they unconsciously try to make themselves look respectable.
  • The frisking scene in the park:

The Mask, in response to a bazooka: "I have a permit for that."
The Mask, in response to a picture of the lieutenant's wife: "Geez! I figured you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her!" *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!* "That's gotta hurt! Eheheheheh!"

  • In the last fight with Dorian. "I hope you can enjoy your victory with one friggin' eye!" (poke)
  • Stanley trying to convince the mask expert (played by Ben Stein) that the mask is magical. He's not amused.
  • "Somebody stole your pajamas?"

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