The Muppet Show/Quotes
"With a few exceptions, the characters on this program are weird and peculiar and not to be trusted."
—Sam the Eagle
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"Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked? Hrmm? Isn't that disgusting?"
—Sam the Eagle
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Statler: "Hey Berle! You know what? I've just figured out your style. You work like Gregory Peck." —Milton Berle takes the usual abuse from Statler and Waldorf
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Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet? —Homer Simpson attempts to describe the Muppets in The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma"
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Statler: "The question is; what is a Mahna Mahna? —Statler and Waldorf's very first snarky comment ever on the show.
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Big Bird: "Oh, hi! I'm Big Bird!" —Miss Piggy and Big Bird meet for the first time when the latter makes a guest appearance on the show.
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Beauregard: "I sent Beaker to get the power saw." —Kermit and Beauregard the janitor having an intellectual conversation.
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"When Animal gets something he either hits it or eats it. No third alternative."
—Dr. Teeth
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