The Office (2005 TV series)/Memes

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The Office is home to many memes from Dunder Mifflin.

Michael Scott

  • "No, God! No, God! Please, no! No! No! Nooooo!"
  • "It's Britney, bitch!"
  • "I'll kill you."
  • "I am Beyoncé always."
  • "I'm going to kill myself and it's all your fault!"
  • "Dwight, you ignorant slut!"
  • "Oh my God! Okay, it's happening! Everybody stay calm! Everybody stay calm! Stay fucking calm! Will you fucking calm down!?"
  • "Where are the turtles!? Where are they?"
  • "Stanley, Barack is President! You are black, Stanley!"
  • "Why are you the way that you are?"

Dwight Schrute

  • "Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
  • "Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?"
  • "There's too many people on this Earth. We need a plague."