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A few from the book Our Dumb Century:

  • When World War 2 is declared: The entire above-the-fold area is dominated by massive letters "WA", continued on page two.
  • The entire "holy fucking shit we landed on the Moon" article from 1969.
  • "OJ Simpson knifes mercilessly through young, vulnerable defense for 214 yards".
  • "JFK Shot by Mafia, Castro, CIA, Teamsters, LBJ - president shot 129 times from 43 different angles"

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