The Other Guys/Quotes
Danson: "Tell me again why I decided to get on this roof?!" |
"Danson and Highsmith shoot drive, and sex with style - they were rockstars. Then you got the day-by-day workers, the ball busters, the vets - The Other Guys." |
Mauch: "This paperwork is like Bob's wife; it's thick and ugly and it's got Danson's fingerprints all over it." |
Hoitz: "When you hear hooves, you expect horses, not zebras!" |
[repeated line] |
Mr. Christinath: "You probably think that with my beard, I'm probably really hairy all over... nope. Completely shaved." |
Gamble: "One day I am gonna climb over that anger wall of yours; and it is going to be glorious." |
Gamble: "How do they walk away from buildings in movies without flinching when it explodes behind them?! I call bullshit on that!! [...] I need an MRI! There's no way I don't have soft tissue damage! I just wanna curl up someplace and breastfeed right now...!" |
(after Hoitz takes on a group of motorcycle hitmen singlehandedly) |
Gamble: "Whose baby is that? Who did that to you?! Gator's bitches better be using jimmies!!" |
Mauch: (to the Bed Bath & Beyond staff) "First things first: the new bath mats are here. Second thing: there's a serial rapist in Crown Heights... sorry, that's from my other job, ignore that. No, wait, don't ignore it, especially if you live in Crown Heights. Walk in pairs." |
Mauch: "You two know that Danson and Highsmith weren't good cops, right?" |
Ershon: "I have a small apartment, nobody knows about it; I use it mainly for my parents, and prostitutes; not at the same time, that would be wrong..." |
Hoitz: "Let's hear it from the top, every detail." |
Ershon: "Computers! What if one day they were in charge?" |
"Let's be honest, we all wanna be superstars... but at the end of the day, the real heroes, the ones who make it happen, are the day-in-day-outers, the mutt-grinders - c'mon, you know who I'm talking about. The Other Guys." |