The Punisher/Funny
Mainstream
- After Frank's run-in with Agent X and Outlaw, Frank is driving off, having stolen their clothes and left them in a phone booth. The "camera" pans to the stolen clothes in the back seat, then pans to Frank wearing Outlaw's hat and listening to country, with a completely serious look on his face.
- He's basically a One-Scene Wonder but his appearance in the Civil War was memorable: He joins the Anti registration side, enters their base, sees two supervillains, shoots them dead on the spot and is proptly told to leave
Marvel Knights Series
- There are a lot in Welcome Back, Frank but the top one is probably The Punisher punching the polar bear.
- During one of his (many) rematches with The Russian, Frank finds himself interrupted by Spider-Man. Unable to fight the Russian toe-to-toe himself, he manages to hold Spidey up infront of him, using him as a shield as the Russian just wails on him. After the fight, as the confused and beaten Spidey regains consciousness...
Spider-Man: Wha...what happen? |
- While fighting off the Russian mob from Joan's cottage in the wilderness, Frank accidentally shoots Joan's ducks.
Joan: The ducks! The ducks! |
- Pretty much everything the Russian says:
(On first hearing of the Punisher) "Is he like Mighty Thor? I am fan of mighty Thor. He has big hammer, he seems like good Communist..." |
- The Russian's fight with Frank counts, too. Punching him as soon as soon as he opens the door, smacking Frank in the face with a toilet...it's hilarious.
- What about Ma Gnucci leaping out of a burning building without arms or legs and trying to gnaw the Punisher's legs off? That, friends, is determination.
MAX Series
- Castle and O'Brien hooking up in Up is Down.
O'Brien: I've been in jail for eighteen months. When we get through here, you want to go jump in the sack? |
- And in Man of Stone.
O'Brien: You cold? |
- Later, after they've slaughtered over half of Zhakharov's men, the two of them stand over the carnage -
O'Brein: I'd like to fuck you right here and now, you know that? |
- Earlier, O'Brein and Roth rescue Frank Castle:
Roth: Get in the fucking car, you prick! |
- MAX!Bullseye is a bottomless well of twisted, dark hilarity. After spending a few issues gushing over how great Frank is, they finally come face to face as Bullseye sits behind bullet-proof glass. After rambling inaudibly to Frank through the glass, he gets out a pen and paper...
Bullseye's notepad: What's your favourite colour? Red, right? |
- During Castle's rampage in Up is Down, Black Is White
Mayor: Well, what's the good news? |
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