The Queen's Thief/Funny

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  • Gen deliberately unnerving the council by playing with a coin and tossing it in the air. Just when the spokesperson seemed like he had enough, Irene kicked Gen with her foot, causing him to jump with outrage. Made awesome when Gen still manages to catch the coin while glaring at her
  • Irene tells Relius that she once threw an inkpot at Gen during their wedding night)

Relius: I never thought you would be a fishwife
Irene: Lo, behold the power of love

  • Sounis Sophos returns to the court of Attolia.

Attolis: You shot the ambassador?
Sounis: You gave me the gun!
Attolis: I didn't mean for you to shoot an ambassador with it!
Magus: Oh, how our carefully laid plans go astray.