The Queen/Funny

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  • Courtesy of the Queen Mum:

If there is a photographer out there, he could be the first kill of the day.

  • The first Blair/Queen meeting:

HM Queen Elizabeth II: Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?
Tony Blair: Er, no.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: First thing we do apparently, then we take away your passport and spend the rest of our time sending you around the world.
Tony Blair: You obviously know my job better than I do.
HM Queen Elizabeth II: Yes well, you are my tenth Prime Minister, Mister Blair. My first of course was Winston Churchill, he sat in your chair in a frock coat and top hat. And he was kind enough to give a shy young girl like me quite an education.
Tony Blair: I would imagine.

Prince Philip: I've just come off the phone to your sister.
The Queen: Well I hope you told her to come back and cut her holiday short.
Prince Philip: Of course.
The Queen: I imagine she wasn't best pleased.
Prince Philip: That's putting it mildly.
The Queen: What did she say?
Prince Philip: Something about Diana managing to be even more annoying dead than alive.


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