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• When the Fellowship asks the Caesus Magus to help them enter the Pool of Life, Caesus Magus calls upon his assistant, the Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking. There's a moment of silence, and then:

Caesus Magus: The Bespectacled Gnome of Spell-Breaking has stage fright.

• The conversation that ensues when the Necromancer summons the ghost of the Knight Protector.

Ghost: Who dares summon the ghost of the Knight Protector? The Necromancer: [cringing] It is I, the dread Necromancer. Ghost: What, again? The Necromancer: The last time was a mistake, I swear!

• Have you hugged a thug today?
• Pretty much the entire scene with Aeolus.