The Rapture Logs/YMMV

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


The concept of the slender man wearing a pink apron and oven mitts as he takes a tray of cookies out, giggling with glee, ready to share them with the little kids he just befriended, jumped into my head and won’t come out. Now I can’t stop laughing.

"THE SLENDER MAN IS WEARING A SANTA SUIT. THERE’S A MAN IN A GAS MASK AND REINDEER ANTLERS AND HE’S GOING TO CHURCHES AND SHOUTING “MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDDIES” BEFORE SHOOTING THEM IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN. WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN"