The Saga of Darren Shan/Funny

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Crespley: WHAT IS THAT?! (See Gavner's pants, a yellow pants with pink elephants motive)
Gavner:...(embarassed)It's a gift.
Crespley: From a human woman who had relationship with you, I presume.
Gavner: She's indeed a beautiful woman.... It's just that her choice in underwear was rather poor....
Darren: Choice in boyfriend, also.
Crespley: (Burst out laughing)

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