The Sorcerer's Apprentice/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Guard: I'll need to see your identification card.
Horvath: You don't need to see my identification card.
Guard: I don't need to see your identification card.
Drake: These are not the Droids you're looking for.
Horvath: Annoyed Glare

  • The bathroom scene:

Drake: Have you cleared your mind?
Dave: Yeah ...
Drake: Have you got the ring on? Yeah? Right, try taking it off, it never helps me.
Horvath: (Comes in, looks at them and says, exasperated) Go guard the door.

Dave: Clear my mind?! Are you crazy?!
Balthazar: *Thinks for a moment, then holds up two pinched fingers to say "a little"*

  • When Dave is driving to the final battle and gets stuck in traffic behind an old woman... with a walker
  • YMMV but, if your quick enough with the pause you can catch This when Dave electrocutes Horvath right before the final battle scene
  • This. Must. Not. Happen.