The Tainted Grimoire/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


It should be noted that Ensei is a good source of these things.

  • Cheney realising what the state of his finances are going to be like after joining Clan Gully.
  • After soundfully defeating the leader of the Yellow Wings, Ensei said very seriously that he wants the leader to answer a certain question. The question?

Ensei (In a very serious tone): Where did you stash all your stolen gil?

  • After Luso accuses Adelle of stealing from him, she said that she hasn't stolen anything...for six days straight.
  • Adelle blowing up Clan Gully's wagon. This sent shivers down Ensei and Cid's spines, with Cheney assuring them that it's probably nothing. Oh how wrong he was.
  • Clan Falzen got suckered by Cid and Ensei into an eating contest.
  • After stating that Clan Gully and Clan Falzen formally declares war on Vaticus Finch, Ensei asked everybody...

Ensei: Now...what's the plan to get out of here?

  • What Ensei said after he let Villi join Clan Gully.

Ensei: Oh, and new rule. New members now buy everyone's first meal.

  • After a suspenceful setup about what Ensei needs Luso to do, he declares that he needs Luso to go shopping.
  • Luso entering the Acqua Alta, a water race, with Gull, a chocobo.
  • Due to Adelle not believing Luso will actually win the Acqua Alta, she betted on another racer instead. That racer lost and due to Luso giving away half his winnings from getting 2nd place, they are right back where they started money wise. The narration sums it up.

Narration: The power of teamwork triumphs!...sort of.

  • The way Crow was forcefully and playfully forced to join Clan Gully.
  • This little gem from Ch64 which is difficult to describe in words.

Ensei: Oh. Hey guys. "Ensei gets doused in water". Now was that really necessary?
Most of Clan Gully as of the relevant moment: Where have you been!
Ensei: Oh you know. Just enjoying the land festival. Here you go, Kanin. I figured you'd like this.
Beat
Cheney: Wait….so you're…you're telling me that the entire time we've been fighting for our lives in that arena…you've been parading around in this fair?
Ensei: Actually….yeah that sounds about right.
Beat
Cheney: I have no words for this.

  • The aftermath of Vili's cooking after learning that her special seasoning was actually poison.