The Thing (1982 film)/Funny

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  • Palmer's reaction to the Spider-Head.

. . . you gotta be fucking kidding.

    • It's gets even funnier when it's revealed that Palmer was already an alien when he said that.
  • Garry, after the blood test.

I know you gentlemen have been through a lot. But if it's not too much trouble, I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!

  • Clarke's description of the Thing:

I don't know what's in there, but it's weird and it's pissed off, whatever it is!

  • Childs, on multiple occasions.

I don't believe any of this voodoo bullshit!
Cut me loose! Cut me loose dammit, cut me loose!

  • When McReady checks up on Blair, he already has a noose with which to hang himself.