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• Crowning Moment of Funny - Every scene between Damon and a newly-turned Logan in 1x10.

Logan: I'm conflicted! Damon: Welcome to the club.

• • Can we extend this to every scene involving Damon and someone he either wants to gloat to or has a problem with that can't be solved immediately?
  • As well as all moments between Damon and Alaric, such as when Isobel returns to town.

Damon: Did words completely escape you? Alaric: You know, I was a little too distracted by my dead vampire wife to ask any questions.

• • What, no mention of Damon when he's being flirty?

(Stefan and Elena are being adorable and lovey-dovey in his bed Damon: Rise and shine, sleepy heads. Elena: Damon, please! Stefan: What are you doing? Damon: Oh, stop being so smutty. Stefan (trying to cover up Elena's scantily clad body with the covers): Seriously man, get out of here! Damon: If I see anything I've never seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it. —Scenes like the above are made all the much better by Damon doing his "flirty eyebrow thing."

• • So, pretty much any time Ian Somerhalder opens his mouth?
    • Yes, except when it's a Tear Jerker or Crowning Moment of Awesome/Heartwarming.
• After Tyler notices several clues about Caroline, he finally confronts her with his suspicion that...she's a werewolf.
• In "The Descent" Caroline is kissing with Matt and shortly after that - with Tyler. She doesn't take it well:

Caroline: "Everyone just needs to stop kissing me!"

• In "Daddy Issues" John keeps repeating to Elena that he wants to protect her. Her angry answer?

Elena: Got it. Get in line.

• The look on Stefan and Damon's faces when they realize that they have accidentally created a secret superweapon.
• Klaus talking about the '60s, which "pretty much sucked" except for the Beatles.
• Damon's impersonation of vampires and Elena when giving a summary of what happened at the 50's dance.

Damon: "And the vampires were all 'GRRR!' and you were all 'AAAH'!"

• Alaric needs to prove his identity, and brings up Jeremy walking in on him and Jenna while they were having sex causing Jenna to quickly say, "Okay, it's him!"
• Katherine dancing.
• Damon's half hearted attempts at apologies to Mason Lockwood and Alaric in "Ghost World"
• As Damon hides his original-killing stake under the house's firewood:

Alaric: Did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish? Damon: Why, where'd you hide yours?

• Klaus and Rebekah bicker like the siblings they are, over the best way to torture Damon.

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