The Wicker Man/Funny

As far as Narm goes, the ending of the 2006 remake of The Wicker Man is near the top.
- Few images can beat Nick Cage in a bear suit, sucker-punching a woman.
- Or pump-kicking Leelee Sobieski into a wall.
- Or "OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!^[1] MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!"
- Aw, hell, just watch this.
  - There is also a scene sadly missing from the "best of" compilations, where Nick is sitting on a boat, peers out a window to the deck and spys a young girl in a red dress. Who then gets hit by a Mac truck.
"HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!! HOW'D IT GET BURNED HOW'D IT GET BURRRRRRRRNEEEED??!!"
- "I DON'T KNOW!!"
Really? No love for what man represents in his purest form?
The original film gives Christopher Lee some wonderful Deadpan Snarker moments. "It's much too dangerous to jump the fire with your clothes on."
- There's also the scene where Sergeant Howie is searching every house for Rowan Morrison and at one point comes in on a woman taking a bath. Neither he nor she says anything for a moment, then he stammers "I-I'm sorry," and abruptly leaves.