The Wulf Archives/Quotes

I've known many from the Veldt Lands, that they are every bit as cunning, intelligent and resourceful as we are. They can also be as violent, treacherous and cruel, mind you, but this is simply further proof that we're all the same regardless of our skin tone, height, mass, strength, longevity, or relative pointiness of our ears.

—Wulf

Now, you may think, "Gods, what a setup! Chief pleasure-muffin at a hot albino babe's sex-palace! He can do anything he wants, and gets to fuck endlessly! Lucky bastard!" If you do, you've obviously never been a pleasure-muffin. Let me tell you, after a couple of weeks in service, the novelty REALLY begins to wear off.

—Wulf

Now, I know what you're saying. You're probably saying, "Gee, I bet that stupid idiot takes a wrong turn in the darkness and wind and blowing shit."
Well, the fact is that you should be ashamed of yourself for thinking so little of me and my navigational skills. Then again, maybe not, since I DID, indeed, end up taking a wrong turn.
But shut the hell up anyway.

—Wulf

I tend to be fatalistic when I have no other alternative.

—Wulf

"Why is it," I said, as we moved tentatively down a dusty corridor, "that vampires always seem to be attracted to old, run-down mansions?"
"They believe their own propaganda, I think," Livia replied.

But Wulf is Wulf, and as the gods throw various evil schemes and razor-sharp beartraps into his path, he laughs lightly, skips around them, and falls into the next stake-lined pit of fate.

—Wulf

People in the know will tell you never to trust an elf. Whatever he or she tells you is invariably only part of the truth, and their true motivation is probably a complex web of secrets, half-truths, hidden agendas, wheels within wheels within wheels, and so on.

—Wulf

...though elves remain serenely beautiful regardless of age (and don't they know it, too...), they grow more and more alien and unfamiliar as the years pass.

—Wulf

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