Thirty Minutes or It's Free/Laconic

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


If your pizza arrives late, you don't have to pay for it anymore.

You have thirty minutes to go to the unabridged version, otherwise we won't pay you.[1]

  1. ↑ You won't get paid for browsing the unabridged version within said time limit, either.
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